Horse Quotes
Inspiring, funny, extremely uninspiring, and just down right random.
Beautiful Quotes
| The wind of heaven is that which blows between a horse's ears. ~Arabian Proverb In riding a horse we borrow freedom. ~Helen Thomson You are a great champion. May your heart never ache. May your horse never stumble, May your cinch never break. ~Cowboy Blessing 350 horses at the touch of your foot in a dually with trailer in tow is nothing compared to 525 horses at the touch of your foot in a semi with a super b in tow but then again that is nothing compared to 1 horse at the touch of your legs ~Neil Mcrae |
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Hillarious Quotes
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Horses are uncomfortable in the middle and dangerous at both ends. ~Attributed to both Christopher Stone and Ian Fleming It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts! ~Nicholas Evans When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age, you splatter. ~Roy Rogers You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. ~Will Rogers Speak kindly to your little horse, And soothe him when he wheezes, Or he may turn his back on you, And kick you where he pleases. ~Anonymous How do you catch a loose horse? Make a sound like a carrot. ~British Cavalry joke Put some excitement between you legs, ride a horse. ~Unknown I love my draft horse; he makes my butt look smaller ~Unknown One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.~Jeffrey Bernard |
Food For Thought Quotes
| God forbid that I should go to any Heaven in which there are no horses. ~R.B. Cunninghame Graham A horse can lend its rider the speed and strength he or she lacks, but the rider who is wise remembers it is no more than a loan. ~Pam Brown A Dog looks up to a man, A cat looks down on a man, But a patient horse looks a man in the eye and sees him as an equal. ~Unknown Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction ~Unknown If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. ~Naomi If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine. ~Jack Handy Deep Thoughts |
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So True Quotes
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There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. ~Winston Churchill He knows when you're happy He knows when you're comfortable He knows when you're confident And he always knows when you have carrots. ~Author Unknown Grass is always greener on the other side ~Author Unknown (Akasha will take credit for this one) You can ask a stallion... You can tell a gelding... But you can only suggest something to a mare ~ Author Unknown Experienced riders are not prone to brag. And usually newcomers, if they start out being boastful, end up modest. ~C. J. J. Mullen There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat. ~Author Unknown You know you're a horselover when you'd rather groom your horse than brush your own hair! ~Author Unknown If you approach within 50 feet of the barn in your "street clothes," you will get dirty. ~Murphy Horses are scared of two things, things that move, and things that don't. ~Unknown |
"Inspiring" Ones For Riders
| Jumping is only dressage with speed bumps. ~Unknown It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. ~Mexican Proverb The left side is the right side, and the right side is the wrong side. ~Maxim talking about where to mount and dismount All King Edward's Horses Can Make Big Farts ~Aurthor Unknown a good way to remember the dressage letters in order Keep one leg on one side, the other leg on the other side, and your mind in the middle. ~Henry Taylor Riding is simple...it's just not easy. ~Anonymous Everyone who comes in contact with a horse is training it, if it be good or bad the horse learns from everything. ~Anonymous One man's wrong lead is another man's counter-canter. ~Steven D. Price No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off. ~Author Unknown Some athletes don't care what kind of shoes they wear, or how many fans they have. They don't even care that they're on television from coast to coast. They just want to run -unknown |
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